1. You Know You're in a
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a
chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.
2. You Know You're in a
People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000,
whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to
catch'em.
3. You Know You're in a
When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the
offering" and five guys and two women stand up.
4. You Know You're in a
Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
5. You Know You're in a
A member of the church requests to be buried in his
4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't
get out of" (Love it!)
6. You Know You're in a
The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."
7. You Know You're in a
In a congregation of 500 members, there are only
seven last names in the church directory.
8. You Know You're in a
People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too
heavy.
9. You Know You're in a
The baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized "
10. You Know You're in a
The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from)
Billy Bob's Barbecue.
11. You Know You're in a
The collection plates are really hubcaps from a'56 Chevy.
12. You Know You're in a
Instead of a bell you are called to service by a duckcall.
13. You Know You're in a
The minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.
14. You Know You're in a
The communion wine is Boone's Farm "TickledPink."
15. You Know You're in a
"Thou shall not covet" applies to huntin' dogs, too.
16. You know You're in a
The final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, Yahear."
God Bless and don't fergit ta say yer prayers!
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