The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments.
It was posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Butcher Hollow, Tennessee.
1) Just One God
2) Honor Yer Ma & Pa
3) No Tellin' Tales Or Gossipin'
4) Git Yourself To Sunday Meetin'
5) Put Nothin' Before God
6) No Foolin' Around With Another Fellow's Gal
7) No Killin'
8) Watch Yer Mouth
9) Don't Take What ain't Yers
10) Don't Be Hankerin' For Yer Buddy's Stuff
Kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day.