Which Table?

There are times when we are at the tables of strangers and we move with caution. I remember when I first arrived in Louisville, I attended a Toastmasters club meeting but was so new I did not know which political party they belonged to.

I was seated beside a lady and she remarked, "Well the room is evenly divided today. Republicans on one side and Democrats on the other." 

As I did not know which was which, I said, "Which side are we on?" To which she replied, "The right side." 

A little flustered, I ask, "Where would a Libertarian sit?" She cracked a smile and said, "Outside!"