Thursday, April 7, 2011

Never Mess With Old People

An 80 year old man was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light  on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. He opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.


 He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' He said 'No.' Then they said 'All patrols were busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.' He said, 'Okay'. 
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' and hung up. 



Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said, 'I thought you said that you shot them!' 


The old man said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!' 

  I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people! 

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