Sensational Headline

   There was a Kentucky man who owned a city newspaper and had Three sons.  Knowing that a sensational headline sells papers he offered ownership of the paper to the son who could write the most sensational headline of only three words or less.

The first son's headline was "McConnell Turns Communist."

The second son concocted this: "Morsi Becomes Christian."

But the third son inherited the newspaper when his headline 

was submitted.  It had only two words, "Pope Elopes."